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Thursday, September 25. 2008
Don't Tase Me, Bro...
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 Someone you know will be tasered to death by authorities LUCKY RODENT: NYC sewer rat |
Wednesday, September 10. 2008
Pig Politics
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CHINESE SAY: A pig wearing liptsick is big waste of pig. LUCKY FOOD: Crap Rangoon - $4.95 |
Sunday, August 31. 2008
Guess what, Mom... I'm...
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Your teenage daughter will get an 'F' in her abstinence program. LUCKY STIFF: Don't rely on luck! -- myViagra.com |
Saturday, August 9. 2008
John E. on the Spot
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Tabloid reporters will tail you to that clandestine rendezvous with your secret love child. LUCKY NUMBER: (617) 522-2043, ask Mai Ling |
Thursday, December 6. 2007
Malled
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A member of your congregation will open fire with automatic weapons after the church service LUCKY INSECT: domestic cockroach |
Thursday, October 25. 2007
In Good Hands
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Your home insurance provider will declare bankruptcy the day after your house burns to the ground in a wildfire LUCKY FOOD: Crab Craw in Black Bean Sauce - $18.95 |
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