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Wednesday, April 28. 2010
In Search of...
Ancient Chinese Wisdom: "Use lead paint to cut manufacturing costs." LUCKY RODENT: NYC sewer rat
Womenfolk will take you on
a number of extended journeys
in search of the perfect handbag.
Wednesday, March 31. 2010
Call in the Militia
Ancient Italian Wisdom: "Even the best cheese freakin' stinks." LUCKY INSECT: Domestic Cockroach
Some of your neighbors will plan to overthrow
the U.S. Government and replace them with
camouflage-wearing inbred morons with bad teeth.
Tuesday, December 29. 2009
Have a Nice Fright!
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The trousers of the airline passenger seated next to you will suddenly burst into flames LUCKY NUMBER: (617) 522-2043, ask Mai Ling |
Sunday, November 8. 2009
Guaranteed Money Maker
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Invest everything you own in medical marihuana futures ENTER THE DRAGON LADY: |
Sunday, August 9. 2009
The French Chef
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ANCIENT FRENCH WISDOM: When in doubt, add more butter LUCKY APPETIZER: Bird Drop Soup - $6.95 |
Thursday, July 30. 2009
Beer Garden
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You will be invited to Happy Hour in the Rose Garden LUCKY NUMBER: (617) 522-2043, ask Mai Ling |
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