Anyone as intimate with Dick Cheney as I am knew right after 9/11 he would dedicate every ounce of his being into the task of finding Osama Bin Laden and sending his sorry ass home to Jesus.
What did people think Vice-President Cheney, hunkered down in his fortified basement fun room, was doing all that time?
Why should Dick Cheney--or anyone in the executive branch, for that matter--need to inform Congress about clandestine operations or the inner workings of American intelligence or counter-intelligence?
Some two-bit congressional staffer would only sell off the skinny to a treacherous leftist mouthpiece such as the New Yuk Times or CNN and expose our plans to hunt down Bin Laden and his little dog, too--the pasty, un-hygenic Al Zawahiri.
Former Vice-President Dick Cheney was so obsessed with finding Osama Bin Laden, he would often dress in Sunni arab garb and even learned to tolerate the exotic taste of Hummus.
The only thing our inept and dysfunctional Congress could do is ask a lot of stupid questions; for instance, "Why isn't your plan working?", or "How much will this cost?"... or a laundry list of other things they really have no right to question.
C'mon people... did anyone really believe we were not trying our damnedest to boost a bunker-buster up Bin Laden's butt? This alleged "secret plan" was no secret to anyone born with half a brain.
Now that the truth is out, we're told the Vice President ordered the CIA and Delta to stake out every golf course, strip club, adult video store and Walmart between Tora Bora and the Swat Valley for nearly eight years.
You can't blame Dick Cheney for the fact that Bin Laden and Al Zawahiri never showed up. It only goes to prove how much they feared him.
I applaud former Vice-President Dick Cheney's effort to defend the Bush administration's unblemished record on the War on Terror. In rebuttal to President Obama's speech today on National Security, Cheney clearly illustrated why we need the prison at Guantanamo Bay. "If we tortured people on American soil, it would be un-American. If we offshore all the dirty work," he added, "we'll likely get a lighter sentence when they finally catch up with us."
Here at the God Network, we totally agree. The whole torture thing has been overblown by silk-skivvy liberals too afraid to stretch out an obvious terrorist on the rack. If waterboarding is torture, then why did it take 87 sessions before they finally got Kahlid Sheik Muhamed to spill the chickpeas? Torture, indeed. Showing that sick murderer a couple of hours of Lady Gaga videos might have worked just as well.
Cheney also questioned the competency of the Obama team and their will to pummel Arab radicals back into line. "This administration can't win the war because only we could do that. Or at least we could when Rummy was still around," said the former VP, to a standing ovation at the Washington Fossil Club, due to the cigar smoke known as the Conservative Stink Tank. "I really do miss Rummy," he repeated, teary-eyed.
Former Vice-President Dick Cheney will someday be recognized as a true American hero, the Torquemada of the New Millenium.
Don't we all, Mr. Vice President. Don't we all. Donald Rumsfeld was the one who came up with the idea of using Guantanamo as holding camp for America's enemies in the first place, and developed plans for offshore prison expansion into Guam, U.S. Samoa and the U.S. Virgin Islands once the number of enemies we'll need to incarcerate abroad exceeds the capacity in Cuba.
Obama and company would have us house them in Mississippi instead, and give them fair trials.
We can pray for President Obama to fail, if we choose... at least, we used to be able to pray for Obama to fail, before America became some sort of socio-fascist state, demanding our loyalty.
I pray to God Obama will fail in his efforts to revive the economy; I want there to be bread lines ten blocks long and unsanitary soup kitchens on every corner. That will teach the libby greenheads that you can't stimulate the economy by growing trees and tilting at windmills. We absolutely NEED massive tax breaks for large corporations and the rich: the luxury items only they can afford are the very basis of our American economic system.
May Obama's foreign policy of appeasement fail, leaving us vulnerable to another attack by muslim fanatics. And let's hope it's a really big one, enough of a disaster to put those who know how throw our military weight around back in power at the next election. We may not be safer, but there won't be any liberal one-worlder second thoughts about the long-overdue nuclear retaliation.
I hope Obama misses a few of those outside jumpshots while he's shooting hoops with the Marines. People won't like him much once they see him throw up an airball. I hope he has trouble getting it up, leaving Michelle frustrated and prone to bitch slap Barbara Walters or something... nobody is that perfect. I hope she gains a ton of weight and turns him off. I hope his daughters grow up to be big-butt, spandex-wearing beauty technicians; the kind that buy their jewelry by the pound, eat Bic Macs for lunch everyday, and dye their hair pink.
Hey... I could have asked the Almighty to make them into puss-oozing crack whores, but I don't have anything personal against the man... it's all about being right.