Saturday, September 27. 2008
Patriots fans in a cold-sweat panic and about to abandon ship need to remember the 2004 Superbowl run.
In the first game that year, New England lost to the Buffalo Bills, 34-0. Tom Brady was sacked a number of times and had one of his worst games ever... statistically, at least. It's hard to be on top of game when you're underneath a laughing defensive end or blitzing safety.
Fast-forward to the regular season finale; New England turns it around and dumps the Bills by an identical 34 to zip whitewash. The game wasn't as close as the score indicated, y'all will recall.
You don't how good or how bad your team is and what's needed to improve your chances until at least game six or eight.
That's when the real season--the playoff push--begins.
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Blog from the Future Past has been wrongly accused of using the mere mention of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady as an excuse to include a cheesecake photo of GISELLE BUNDCHEN.
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Monday, September 8. 2008
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On the night Tom Brady injured his knee, Giselle tried to console him by wearing the quarterback's favorite all-gymp panties. Tom's long rehabilitation will allow him more time for in-depth study of Ms. Bundchen's world-class caboose.
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Tom Terrific bit the dust yesterday. Out for the year, kaput for the playoffs and beyond.
It's too bad... an injury. No player deserves it, but football is a violent game and the mother of a lot of hard, sometimes fatal accidents.
This is going to make the road to another Superbowl muddy and slow. I figure Tom Brady is worth 10 points more per game than Matt Cassel, not to mention ball control issues and keeping the other offense off the field. If the Pats scored ten less per game last year, they would have been 10-6 instead of 16-0 in the regular season.
On the other hand, other AFC powers seem to have like problems, so who knows?
To tell the truth, toward the end of last year, you started to worry when they weren't blowing off the opposition by more then 30. That's how 'spoiled' we were.
There will be a lot of nail-biters, scratching and clawing. It will be an interesting season.
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Monday, November 5. 2007
| Football is a game of guts and endurance in the face of extreme violence. Yesterday's game against Indy was one for the ages in that regard.
After the game was over, I said to May, "That was so intense, if my dad were still alive that game would have killed him."
Not sure where Randy Moss has been all our life, but I'm sure glad he finally got here. Moss was the difference maker in the game, the one non-QB you could point to and say, "He's the reason they were able to pull this out".
I have never seen a player with hands that can rip the ball out of the air like Randy can. When the ball is in the air, he goes for it as if he needs it.
Maybe he does.
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Randy Moss is often a little embarrassed about his uncontrollable urges to moon the crowd. The Pats wide-receiver recently started up a new charitable foundation to aid those suffering from this debilitating affliction.
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Wednesday, September 19. 2007
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 The son of Eric Mangini will rat you out to the Thought PoliceLUCKY NUMBER: (617) 522-2043, ask May Ling |

Friday, February 4. 2005
I was wrong about the game.... closer than I thought, though for me there was never any doubt. Whatever the Pats need to do, they somehow manage to do it.

Spongebob Squarepants is about as gay as Abraham Lincoln.

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