Monday, September 29. 2008

| I've always loved Spike Lee's work. He approaches film with a piercing imagination, shows a deft hand with the editor's knife and manages to wring the best out of his actors. In Miracle at St. Anna, I suppose Spike was attempting to make his Saving Private Tyrone, honoring the highly decorated 92nd Infantry Brigade, the first all-black combat unit during WWII.
Too bad, but Spike lost focus somewhere along the line and fell short... too complicated, too long, too much meandering, but otherwise brilliant.
In all fairness, I haven't read the James McBride novel that inspired the film.
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Little Angelo is protected by 'Gigante Chocolato', the Chocolate Giant, played by Omar Benson Miller. Looking on is Pvt. Bishop Cummings (Michael Ealy).
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I can imagine that some of the twists and turns in the story might ride smoother with the detail allowed in a literary treatment. If Spike's error was made in an attempt to keep too closely with the book, as an author I can somewhat forgive.A Brooklyn postal clerk pulls a WWII vintage German Luger pistol from under his desktop and shoots dead a customer buying stamps. When police, with a inquisitive young journalist in tow, search the shooter's apartment, they find the head of a renaissance statue that once adorned a bridge in Florence, Italy, destroyed by the allies in 1944.
The aging postal clerk turns out to be Hector Negrone, a former member of the 92nd Infantry, 'Buffalo Soldiers', and what follows is the story of how Hector came to posses that precious artifact.
Flash back to the war; Hector's squad gets separated for the rest of their brigade after an ambush by the Germans at a river crossing scatters the 92nd. One of the four, Train, a mountain of a man, carries the head strapped to his side, a protective talisman, he believes. In a small abandoned farmhouse where the men plan to hide out, Train finds a young Italian boy trapped under some ruble. The boy, Angelo, calls Train Gigante Chocolatto--the chocolate giant.
And so the real story--Angelo's and Train's story--finally begins. The soldiers take the boy to a village where they are celebrating the departure of the German Army from the area. The men, despite their race, are well-received and cared for by the townsfolk. They meet partisans who have captured a German that the often incoherent boy seems to know.
Magical realism takes hold, unseen forces at work to save the boy and his Buffalo Soldier guardian angels.
I'd tell you more, but I'd have to make a really long story really short. This where Spike start wandering off the main line, spending too much time with the Italians and not enough with the Americans, except in flashbacks... lots of them. Lee also rode onto a number of sidetracks making racial points about the era. things that probably don't need to be said, or have been said so many times before. For this film, that sort of thing just seemed superfluous and distracting.
Near the end of the film, we're at Hector's pre-trial hearing for the murder of his Italian immigrant customer, a man about his own age. A mystery benefactor has hired some high-powered lawyer to represent Hector and pays off his two-million-dollar cash bail. In a scene oddly reminiscent ofThe Shawshank Redemption, when Red finds Andy and a Bahamian beach, Hector finds his benefactor drinking margaritas, sitting in a lounge chair on a Bahamian Beach.
Guess who?
It's worth seeing, despite the flaws. Spike Lee is too skilled for this film not to have its moments.
Rating: 3.5 out of 5.0
Fat Laughing Buddhas

Saturday, September 27. 2008
Patriots fans in a cold-sweat panic and about to abandon ship need to remember the 2004 Superbowl run.
In the first game that year, New England lost to the Buffalo Bills, 34-0. Tom Brady was sacked a number of times and had one of his worst games ever... statistically, at least. It's hard to be on top of game when you're underneath a laughing defensive end or blitzing safety.
Fast-forward to the regular season finale; New England turns it around and dumps the Bills by an identical 34 to zip whitewash. The game wasn't as close as the score indicated, y'all will recall.
You don't how good or how bad your team is and what's needed to improve your chances until at least game six or eight.
That's when the real season--the playoff push--begins.
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Blog from the Future Past has been wrongly accused of using the mere mention of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady as an excuse to include a cheesecake photo of GISELLE BUNDCHEN.
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Thursday, September 25. 2008
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 Someone you know will be tasered to death by authoritiesLUCKY RODENT: NYC sewer rat |

Tuesday, September 23. 2008
| The mainstream media has gone bizarro trying to explain the current economic crisis to the public. Comparisons to the Great Depression or a standard pyramid scheme don't quite do the situation justice. The resident geniuses at Blog from the Future Past came up with a more simplified model to explain the dire situation to those of us lacking a Harvard MBA, or even a GED: the Toothpaste Tube Economic Model™, depicted in the illustration at right.
First off, there needed to be pre-conditions. A corporate culture developed during the high-flying 80's and 90's, whereby companies would stack their Board of Directors and management team with greedy synchophant homies of the CEO, who would then award everyone at the corporate Christmas Party enormous 'performance-based' bonuses and stock options.
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The Tootpaste Model of the Economic Crisis explains how speculators and Fat Cats ate your lunch.
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More recently, clever execs in the banking/lending biz invented the 'sub-prime' mortgage market and used it to artificially inflate the net worth of their companies, on paper at least, by selling off bad loans at good-loan rates, and triggering huge bonus payoffs and stock awards for themselves.
This created the pressure at the back of the tube, where the small lenders and consumers at the base of the economy reside--their pension plans, their homes, their savings are poised to collapse.
The $70 Billion Bailout is supposed to replace the money from the bottom of the tube that got sucked out of the top by our Wall Street wizards.
Right now they're wondering, plotting, how they can get their mitts on the new bailout bonanza, as well.
You can bank on it.
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Monday, September 22. 2008

Last night, we three along with my Mom and nephew Joe decided to try Boston's by the Viaduct in Canton, a redo of the former Nick's Place.
It wasn't pretty.
Around 8-10 years ago, the old Nick's was a decent family restaurant with an expansive menu, specializing in Greek and Italian. Friendly, competent servers took good care of you, and for a decent price.

Hey... you folks over at Boston's by the Viaduct... this is what a North End sausage sub is supposed to look like. Note the crusty toasted Italian roll, that the veggies are fully cooked and the sausage still retains some of its flavorful juices. Seriously... you guys need to watch The Food Channel. |
We should have known something was amiss when we arrived around 6 PM, Sunday evening. Nick's used to be packed at that time, and a wait of thirty minutes or longer not unusual. We were seated right away--two other people in the dining room, two in the bar. When the waitress came, she seemed put-out and somehow harassed, despite a lack of customers to harry her.
Boston's thing is sort of a food tour of Beantown; their menu sub-divided into sections titled, North End, Quincy Market, Haymarket, and the like.
I doubt any food made on those premises would pass on the natives, for sure... and there aren't all that many tourists to rip-off around Canton. |
And so the place was empty... the word of mouth we somehow missed must have been vile.
To make what could be a long story short, Joe ordered the Nacho appetizer for his main dish: cheap, thin, stale, flavorless nachos, no cheese to speak of, a sprinkle of jar salsa and lump of bad guac. (Uncle Bill... these nachos suck.)
Grammy and May had Steak Tip subs, what little meat there was overdone and tough. My 'North End' sausage sub was a joke... bad bread, A HALF of a tasteless, dried-out sausage topped with a spare scattering of uncooked peppers and onions.
It's hard to believe that food professionals are running this ship, or that you can be that bad by accident.
I'll give Boston's a 0.5 for getting a bacon cheeseburger cooked to order and their fairly decent, crispy onion rings, but I think I'm being generous since everything, including the drinks, had a high-end price.
Go at your own peril... you'd be much better off in the North End.
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Boston's by the Viaduct
399 Neponset St..
Canton, Ma, MA 02021
Phone: (781) 828-7878
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Rating: A Dismal 0.5 out of 5 Tomato Salads

Wednesday, September 17. 2008
We were at Michael's, a small restaurant near Concord's Nine-Acre Corner. The waitress took Marii's burger order first and then turned to May.
"I'll want the crab," she said.
The waitress looked puzzled, and began to scan the menu over May's shoulder. "I didn't know we had crab. Can you point it out, dear?"
My cue to jump in. "She wants a Club sandwich," I told the woman, "The Cheeseburger Club."
The waitress laughed with us, kindly. "Don't worry," she said, trying to console May, "It just takes time." |
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