The Pshaw of Iran

BILL LAMBERT

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Thursday, September 27. 2007

Guest Columnist
Annie Whiplash

Though I wouldn't trust Irani President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad much past the point I could toss the little bastard with a dull pitchfork, there are lessons to be learned from his recent visit to the UN and concurrent appearance at Columbia University. The Iranian leader was obviously preaching to the East-Coast liberal cry-baby choir as he tore off a litany of our alleged sins. Meanwhile, these are the very things the Iranian goverment does to keep the bearded masses of Iranian men and women under his greasy thumb.

He says we have secret prisons. They also have them in Iran. He blames us for using torture during interrogation and holding prisoners without access to legal representation or due process. They do these things as well.

He then goes on to accuse us of throwing our weight around, no less trying to force our culture down the held throat of the entire middle east. What on earth does he think a Wahhabi Madras is, Koombaya in a burnoose?

News, Mahmoud: we're no worse than you are, but we only violate human rights when it comes to preserving democracy and freedom.

You just want to make bombs, my swarthy Buckeroo... it's no secret you soak your silkies anytime anyone utters the B-word.

Hate to clue you, but life isn't always fair. It's perfectly fine to have atomic weapons when you're a free and democratic nation, but not okay if you're not. It's as simple as that; a rule that the entire world follows, except for China, Russia and barely a handful of more-or-less minor leaguers.

If we let you freaks have a bomb, then everyone would want one. Where would the world be if every Yakistan on earth had a goddamn H-bomb?

We'll keep them to ourselves, thank you.

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad attempts to describe degenerate Western pornography to the Iranian Supreme Council of Ayatollas. Under constant criticism both at home and abroad, the embattled Irani leader insists he showers almost every other day.

( Annie Whiplash is a regular contributor at Blog from the Future Past )

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