Dem Leaches Lead Funding Fight

Guest Columnist Annie Whiplash

This week the liberal media cabal--especially Cable Nonsense News--gloated over the fact announced Democratic presidential hopefuls managed to raise 50% more in election contributions than their GOP counterparts. We've been through this movie before. The special interests that drive GOP funding come mostly from business interests that thrive off our classic energy or environmental policies, or make a windfall off the assets on public land. A few people make a huge profit or siphon off a few bucks, but it's good for the economy and helps support the war. This is a tried and true American way of doing things, considering the ugly alternative.

Sure, the liberal special interests are priming the pump; they've caught the scent of a big wad of money about to splash into the public trough. Legions of air-headed do-gooders are lining up to squander your hard-earned tax dollars on iffy, pie-in-the-sky priorities such as public health, education, core scientific research, the environment and improving international relations, as if we needed it.

What good is being well-educated, healthy and secure if you don't have a job? Who will pay for all that, with a war going on that costs $176-million a month?

The price tag on the war will look paltry compared to what the liberals intend to spend on the millions of poor, uneducated, sick people in our country who don't deserve it.

It's time for business special interests to step up to the plate as they always have to prevent the disaster of a Democratic feeding frenzy. The GOP needs a candidate who is obviously easily influenced and has a stellar track record of repaying those who supported him with their wallets. Giulliani? Too Italian, with a reputation for not keeping his fly closed. McCain? A liberal sympathizer and butt ugly. Mitt Romney? As straight as the broomstick stuck up his bucket.. just too bad he's as dull as a bag of dirty gym shorts.

The GOP desperately needs Dick Cheney, the only true conservative voice guaranteed to be both in the corporate bag AND willing to win the war despite the cost in lives, innocent or not. Once our vice president announces, and believe me, he will hear the call, don't worry... the money will come rolling in.

( Annie Whiplash is a regular contributor at Blog from the Future Past )