Taking the Hetero Cure

Spiritual advisors for shamed evangelical minister Ted Haggard have declared that the good reverend is now "100% heterosexual". He hasn't had sex with men while high on crystal meth for about six whole weeks now, and they've been watching him like a chicken hawk.

I was wondering how Haggard was going to make his comeback. Now we all can rest easy, since Jesus obviously cured him. He'll be back at his post in only a matter of days, fighting the good fight against same-sex marriage and general immorality.

Wish I could be there for his first sermon. When he drops to his knees, for the first time in some three years there won't be a buff naked body-builder standing in front of him.

You have to admire a guy like that, after all he's been through.