Wednesday, May 27. 2009
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 Your Tia Carmelita will be nominated for the United States Supreme CourtLUCKY INSECT: Greenish Domestic Cockroach |

Sunday, May 24. 2009

There's not much in the way of decent ethnic food out here in the barren bowels of Middlesex county. We're close enough to Lowell, and Lexington, I guess... two of the rare oases in the vast taste desert of suburban metro northwest. Nashua and Salem, New Hampshire, are certainly close enough for a family night out, but the southern third of the Granite State is a wasteland of chain-restaurant over-proliferation. And if you stop somewhere up there that's doesn't pledge allegiance to a franchise, it's likely owned by a clueless someone trying to mimic one.

The India Palace locations in Chelmsford, MA, and Nashua, NH, share a colorful decor filled with funky, really cheap Indian artifacts. Photos pilfered from India Palace website. |
Well... sometimes we do have to eat while up in NH on a beer run: fortunately, we lucked onto a rare jewel in Nashua, the India Palace--in the same obscure strip mall as the former Osaka Tea Garden, just past Daddy's Junkie Music and Newbury Comics on Daniel Webster, heading south. It's a small place, kind of homey mom and pop. It's usually quiet, with many families and couples and about half the clientele Indian (had a different name when it first opened, 'Mahalmed', or something). Everything rocks, the food, the service and the prices. It's right next door to an Indian grocery to boot, convenient in case I need to reload on Hot Masala Pepper sauce, Tikka spice, or hunt down the odd Indian ingredient.
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After a few years and at least a half-dozen positive experiences, May heard the same folks opened a place in Chelmsford, in yet another tiny obscure strip mall, on Rt.110 near the Westford line, in the space formerly occupied by the Chinese restaurant, Panda Wok.
Both places are outfitted with authentic clay Tandoor ovens and the aroma nails you before you hit the door. Over the years, we've tried a lot of dishes, my favorites; Swordfish Tikka Masala, and Lamb Bhuna--a spicy dark red stew of lamb kabobs, pepper and onions. May swears by any of the shrimp dishes, while the resident teenager loves the Chicken Tikka; boneless spiced kebobs served on a sizzling cast-iron platter with grilled veggies. (For Marii to eat Indian spiced anything is a major accomplishment the India Palace can be proud of.) I've tried a number of their Tandoori entrees, including the 'Mixed Grill', A delicious combination of chicken, lamb, seekh kebab, and shrimp... cooked just right the time I tried it. The major disappoinment, both places... the fried veggie Samosa appetizer. This is the one thing I don't believe is freshly made, or at least was frozen before the day it was used. It just had that freezer hangover taste and texture. You know what I mean... too bad, 'cause I love those 'botatoes and bees'. Their nan bread is among the best I've tried, for some reason especially yummy at the Chelmsford locale.
Many of the waitstaff are English challenged, but that in no way prevents them from providing excellent and attentive service. We've never had to wait more than few minutes at the the Nashua location and never in Chelmsford.
Haven't yet visited the third India Palace location and probably never will until we figure out some reason to visit the butt-ugly mill city of Manchester besides the highway that passes through it.
Rating: A delicious 3.5 out of 5.0 Fresh Tomato Salads

Friday, May 22. 2009
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I sent a letter via White House email to President Obama the other day, the second time I've ever written to a public official. The first time was September 12, 2001, the day after the Twin Towers fell, in case you just dropped in from the planet Mongo. It was late that evening and the government seemed halfway into chaos trying to figure out what to do. My letter urged President Bush to get thee to New York City as fast as possible. As our leader, he needed to begin the healing process and comfort the bereaved, things better accomplished from the site of the catastrophe.
It was late at night on the second day and, unbelievable to me, W hadn't yet gone to the site or anywhere near it. It would have been the first thing I would have done if I were president.
I wasn't angry, I was polite and encouraging and wished him well during the crisis, but as an American, I wanted him in New York, well... yesterday. Thankfully he did go to Ground Zero the next day, though I'm sure my letter had nothing to do with it.
I wrote to President Obama after seeing snippets of his speech at Notre Dame. Not one who moves easily, I was moved. To call the abortion issue 'irreconcilable' at that place and time was a bold and risky move, and I wanted to send words of support and encouragement to Mr. President for making the effort.
When someone does something outstanding, you should tell them. I don't expect my letter would ever get to him, but if its weight is merely added onto the pile of favorable emails, it's fine enough for me.
UPDATE: Lyla has been getting along well and has totally adjusted to her shock collar. She seems to know the boundaries now without the flags, since the guys who mow our grass (or whatever it is) have shredded about half the markers into oblivion.
There are other plusses, besides keeping her on the property. There have been a lot fewer barking incidents with the neighbors when they're out in their yard. I think Lyla figured out that, since she can't get to them, it's not worth it. Ditto the denizens of the woods, deer, squirrels, a turkey or two.
May and Marii say they've seen fewer ticks this year, probably because of reduced hunting forays into the woods.
Now if only I could make myself feel better. It's becoming rare, but she'll still chase a moth, a toad or something over the line and get zapped for it.
I hope she never figures out who's behind it.
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Lylaboo's life and ours has been greatly simplified by the wondrous PET-SAFE 330 Personal Pet Torture Device.
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Thursday, May 21. 2009

I applaud former Vice-President Dick Cheney's effort to defend the Bush administration's unblemished record on the War on Terror. In rebuttal to President Obama's speech today on National Security, Cheney clearly illustrated why we need the prison at Guantanamo Bay. "If we tortured people on American soil, it would be un-American. If we offshore all the dirty work," he added, "we'll likely get a lighter sentence when they finally catch up with us."
Here at the God Network, we totally agree. The whole torture thing has been overblown by silk-skivvy liberals too afraid to stretch out an obvious terrorist on the rack. If waterboarding is torture, then why did it take 87 sessions before they finally got Kahlid Sheik Muhamed to spill the chickpeas? Torture, indeed. Showing that sick murderer a couple of hours of Lady Gaga videos might have worked just as well.
Cheney also questioned the competency of the Obama team and their will to pummel Arab radicals back into line. "This administration can't win the war because only we could do that. Or at least we could when Rummy was still around," said the former VP, to a standing ovation at the Washington Fossil Club, due to the cigar smoke known as the Conservative Stink Tank. "I really do miss Rummy," he repeated, teary-eyed. |
 Former Vice-President Dick Cheney will someday be recognized as a true American hero, the Torquemada of the New Millenium.
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Don't we all, Mr. Vice President. Don't we all. Donald Rumsfeld was the one who came up with the idea of using Guantanamo as holding camp for America's enemies in the first place, and developed plans for offshore prison expansion into Guam, U.S. Samoa and the U.S. Virgin Islands once the number of enemies we'll need to incarcerate abroad exceeds the capacity in Cuba.
Obama and company would have us house them in Mississippi instead, and give them fair trials.

Tuesday, May 19. 2009
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 He who pulls a potato chip from the bag with browning marks in the image of the Virgin Mary, should refrain from eating itLUCKY APPETIZER: Crispy Flied Won Ton - $6.95 |

Sunday, May 17. 2009

| In this odd prequel to the iconic 60's TV series, director J.J. Abrams almost spoils the whole thing by becoming a little too precious in doling out homage to the past and tries to force-fit every recurring character from the original series into his story, even managing to clumsily shoehorn a wizened Leonard Nimoy into the mix.
Fortunately, astounding CGI and boffo action rescue us from too many long strings of expository dialogue and overdone explorations of the ensemble's quirky character traits.
Recommended for Trekkies, at least those already familiar with Captain Pike and who have an advanced degree in Romulan studies and have acquired a taste for their food.
Not a Trekkie? You could easily get lost as to why any of this inane back and forth banter should matter.
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Bruins' tough guy Milan Lucic could have played young Spock in the new Star Trek film, but the director decided Milan wasn't enough of a wuss to play the sensitive half-Vulcan, half-human.
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Rating: 3.0 out of 5
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