Liberals Go After Cheney Again!

BILL LAMBERT

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Sunday, July 12. 2009

Anyone as intimate with Dick Cheney as I am knew right after 9/11 he would dedicate every ounce of his being into the task of finding Osama Bin Laden and sending his sorry ass home to Jesus.

What did people think Vice-President Cheney, hunkered down in his fortified basement fun room, was doing all that time?

Why should Dick Cheney--or anyone in the executive branch, for that matter--need to inform Congress about clandestine operations or the inner workings of American intelligence or counter-intelligence?

Some two-bit congressional staffer would only sell off the skinny to a treacherous leftist mouthpiece such as the New Yuk Times or CNN and expose our plans to hunt down Bin Laden and his little dog, too--the pasty, un-hygenic Al Zawahiri.

Former Vice-President Dick Cheney was so obsessed with finding Osama Bin Laden, he would often dress in Sunni arab garb and even learned to tolerate the exotic taste of Hummus.

The only thing our inept and dysfunctional Congress could do is ask a lot of stupid questions; for instance, "Why isn't your plan working?", or "How much will this cost?"... or a laundry list of other things they really have no right to question.

C'mon people... did anyone really believe we were not trying our damnedest to boost a bunker-buster up Bin Laden's butt? This alleged "secret plan" was no secret to anyone born with half a brain.

Now that the truth is out, we're told the Vice President ordered the CIA and Delta to stake out every golf course, strip club, adult video store and Walmart between Tora Bora and the Swat Valley for nearly eight years.

You can't blame Dick Cheney for the fact that Bin Laden and Al Zawahiri never showed up. It only goes to prove how much they feared him.

Posted by Bill Lambert in Guest Columnists, Lasch Rimschott at 11:23 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0)

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