Yes, We Can Fail

We can pray for President Obama to fail, if we choose... at least, we used to be able to pray for Obama to fail, before America became some sort of socio-fascist state, demanding our loyalty.

I pray to God Obama will fail in his efforts to revive the economy; I want there to be bread lines ten blocks long and unsanitary soup kitchens on every corner. That will teach the libby greenheads that you can't stimulate the economy by growing trees and tilting at windmills. We absolutely NEED massive tax breaks for large corporations and the rich: the luxury items only they can afford are the very basis of our American economic system.

May Obama's foreign policy of appeasement fail, leaving us vulnerable to another attack by muslim fanatics. And let's hope it's a really big one, enough of a disaster to put those who know how throw our military weight around back in power at the next election. We may not be safer, but there won't be any liberal one-worlder second thoughts about the long-overdue nuclear retaliation.

I hope Obama misses a few of those outside jumpshots while he's shooting hoops with the Marines. People won't like him much once they see him throw up an airball. I hope he has trouble getting it up, leaving Michelle frustrated and prone to bitch slap Barbara Walters or something... nobody is that perfect. I hope she gains a ton of weight and turns him off. I hope his daughters grow up to be big-butt, spandex-wearing beauty technicians; the kind that buy their jewelry by the pound, eat Bic Macs for lunch everyday, and dye their hair pink.

Hey... I could have asked the Almighty to make them into puss-oozing crack whores, but I don't have anything personal against the man... it's all about being right.